1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,839 Because you own this house, 2 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:05,679 could you borrow against it and lend us the money for a down payment? 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,719 - Renee can not breathe... - Oh! 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,919 RENEE GASPS Renee is fine. 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,319 She is also pregnant. 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,919 - I'm going to be a dad? - What a happy family dinner! 7 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,599 Jeffrey left me for a robot! 8 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,160 Not one like Linda. One of the sexy ones. 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:28,479 Come on! Eileen's got to open the shop at nine! 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,119 Sue, you are not meant to travel at this speed. 11 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:34,399 Reduce your speed. 12 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,879 When word gets out that Phyllis is dumping Jeffery's expensive 13 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:42,759 stuff, the shop'll be over-run with greedy little scavengers 14 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,759 - looking for a bargain! - Like us. - Yes, like us. 15 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,959 Shit, there's Maggie Hughes! 16 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,999 The word is out. She is impossible to get rid of. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,079 Sue! Sue! 18 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,360 - If you're heading in, I'll join you. - CAR ALARM 19 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,399 Sue, I have activated her car alarm. 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,839 - Ha! - All right, Sue, Linda? 21 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,880 Maggie, turn that bloody racket down! 22 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,640 - I'm trying! - Sounds like a German rave out here! 23 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,159 Hello. I am Guy. 24 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,720 - This is Guy, Roxy's replacement. - Ah... 25 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,679 Pleased to meet you, Guy. 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,559 Linda has missed having a little friend, haven't you, Linda? 27 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,879 Yes. 28 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,879 - Take what you want, I've got to open in five. - OK. 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,079 Hey, I'm taking that. 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,559 Be good for the Leonids meteor storm on Friday. 31 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,719 The Leonids Storm is associated with the comet Tempel-Tuttle, 32 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,839 and occur every 33 years, projecting hundreds to 33 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,919 thousands of shooting stars. 34 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,879 I missed the last one. Charles and Diana had just separated. 35 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,039 I weren't in the mood. 36 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,679 Wouldn't you like to see it with no light pollution? 37 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,439 Just one more time, camped out in the wild... 38 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,159 No way, Sue. 39 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,679 I heard about a woman who got lost in Devon. 40 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,639 They thought she'd died of exposure, 41 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,959 autopsy showed her brain was basically slush. 42 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,239 She'd drunk from a stream riddled with a brain parasite 43 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,120 found in wild pig faeces. 44 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,359 - Sue, we should go camping! - I can't go camping on my own... 45 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,799 You would not be alone. You have me. 46 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,679 I have a database of over 300 campfire songs. 47 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,840 I have 700. 48 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,199 I think camping's a bit much for me at my age. 49 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:39,839 Sue, you could always take Jeffrey's emergency kit that he took up Kilimanjaro. 50 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:44,039 - It'll be in here somewhere... - Hey, look at me! 51 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,999 - I'm wearing Armani! - You look like James Bond. 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,119 Ha-ha! 53 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,879 RIPPING Oh, shit! 54 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,720 Oh... Oh, dear... 55 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,199 - Tom, you've got a new robot... - I'm sending him back. 56 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,359 I don't want a boy, it feels weird. 57 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,399 That is because society regards care-giving as "women's work". 58 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,079 You're being sexist, Tom. 59 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,999 There's nothing wrong with a man providing care. 60 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,679 Oh, I found it! There you go, Sue. 61 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,119 Oh... Thank you. 62 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,999 Sue, camping is in my activity settings. 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,919 I can assemble tents, read maps, and my finger is a whistle. 64 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,759 WHISTLES WEAKLY 65 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:27,960 I have an Emergency Distress Beacon linked to Nato's satellite network. 66 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,719 I can tie eight different types of knot. 67 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,519 Well, we used to go camping when Michael was little. 68 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,159 I suppose we get the old gear out, one more time... 69 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,519 Funny, isn't it? 70 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,639 When the next meteor shower comes around in 33 years, 71 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,160 we'll all be dead. 72 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,959 LINDA LAUGHS 73 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,119 Oh, I'm sorry, that's not funny. 74 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,879 We're going to play a game. 75 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:57,679 I'll go first. I spy with my little eye 76 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,680 something beginning with... 77 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,639 ...D. 78 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,679 Dandelions. 79 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,039 - That's amazing. - I followed the line of your retina. 80 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,079 That's cheating! OK. Let's go again, your turn. 81 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,959 I spy with my little eye, 82 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,159 something beginning with...C. 83 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,399 Very good! 84 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,919 Um... Car? 85 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,159 Incorrect. 86 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,399 It was clouds. 87 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,639 No, you're not supposed to tell me. 88 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,799 You're supposed to let me keep on guessing. 89 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,519 Guessing is the fun bit. 90 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,639 We used to go camping all the time. 91 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:34,119 One year, Michael made up this story about the caterpillar tree. 92 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,239 Inside, there was a caterpillar city, 93 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,319 and caterpillar buses and caterpillar libraries. 94 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,679 Did it have a government and judiciary? 95 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,440 He was only seven. 96 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,520 He was so sweet... 97 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,679 Michael still has not called. 98 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,599 No. 99 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,240 He's not talking to me. 100 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,480 Come on... OK. 101 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,719 What camping songs do you have? 102 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,559 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes 103 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,159 ♪ She'll be coming... ♪ Sue you are meant to join in. 104 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,119 Oh, no, I've got a terrible voice. 105 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,159 I am sure it is not terrible. 106 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,760 I never sing in public. 107 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,799 - I only ever sang in front of Dave. - Oh, go on, Sue. 108 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,879 Please sing. 109 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,559 No... 110 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,439 Please, Sue. I beg of you. 111 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,040 SUE SIGHS 112 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:32,600 ♪ I don't know what it is that makes me love you so 113 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,719 ♪ I only know I never want to let you go 114 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,719 ♪ Cos you've got something and... Er... 115 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:48,000 ♪ I only want to be with you. ♪ 116 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,760 It is good you do not do this in public, Sue. 117 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,120 Dave said that too. 118 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,759 How did the job hunt go? 119 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,559 Great! Er... 120 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,639 So many promising leads! 121 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:20,720 Quitting the music shop is the best... decision I've ever made. 122 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,119 Should you still be sparring... 123 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,119 It's OK, I told Professor Chris to be gentle with me. 124 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,319 It's a bit early to be telling people, isn't it? 125 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,439 I didn't tell him! 126 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,559 We both follow this amazing raw milk advocate 127 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,799 and I just commented "as a soon-to-be Momma Warrior, I'm going 128 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,399 "to give raw milk to my little ninja the way nature intended." 129 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,439 And I guess everyone must've figured it out. 130 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,919 Oh, Chris also asked me to tell you if you're still struggling to find work... 131 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:52,039 - You told him that?! - Only because he bought a gym and needs help setting it up. 132 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,919 He's just trying to help, it's so emasculating being broke. 133 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,359 I'm not broke. 134 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,800 And I am not working for Chris! 135 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,119 He bought a gym? 136 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,719 He's just the kind of guy that makes stuff happen! 137 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,880 He once told me he manifested a ceasefire in Kashmir... 138 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,039 What do you think about having a little party? 139 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,999 I'd love that. 140 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,359 Just us, our new little family. 141 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,159 I've sort of already invited a few people, you know, 142 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,639 just close friends and a couple of bitches who are really gonna hate me 143 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,519 getting all the attention. Could invite your mum... 144 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,919 No. 145 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,119 I'm not talking to her. 146 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,199 - What if she gets drunk? She might offer to help us out again. - Great, 147 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,199 then she'll sober up and change her mind... 148 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,240 Again. 149 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,879 She needs to see what her life looks like with nothing 150 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,279 but a stupid robot for company. 151 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,679 BOTH LAUGH 152 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,159 Oh, Linda, that's so funny! 153 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,719 LINDA LAUGHS I'm having so much fun! 154 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,200 Oh, Linda, it hasn't changed a bit! 155 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,880 Hiya! Hello! 156 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,919 No, not you, behind you... 157 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,119 Who is that? 158 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,599 I don't know! A camper, they're friendly! 159 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,119 I will pitch the tent. 160 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,560 Oh, there's no rush... 161 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,760 Oh, go on, then. Pitch the tent. 162 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,159 I can't help you. I have no idea how to do it. 163 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,399 Dave always did that. 164 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,919 I will download instructions, it is very basic. 165 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,360 OK... 166 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,079 Hello! Hey, I'm Kit! We're neighbours! 167 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,519 Hi, Kit, I'm Sue and this is Linda. 168 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,479 Hello, Kit, I am Linda. 169 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,319 Oh... 170 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,720 That's a robot. 171 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,839 Are they allowed in National Parks? 172 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:52,199 Oh, yes. Don't worry, Linda is completely harmless! Aren't you, Linda? 173 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,560 Yes. 174 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,959 Are you here for the meteor shower? 175 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:01,279 Yeah, we just realised we didn't bring our bottle opener. 176 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,599 I don't suppose you've got one we can borrow? 177 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,719 Oh, better look... Just a few. 178 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,400 You can keep it, we've got plenty. 179 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:15,039 Thank you, that's really kind! Yeah, so, we're just over there. 180 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,119 So if you need anything, just let me know. 181 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,440 Thank you. 182 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,280 You see, Linda? This is community. 183 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:30,879 Right, well, I'm going to the bathroom, back soon... 184 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,120 Goodbye, Sue. 185 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,400 SUE CHUCKLES Hi! 186 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,279 I'm Nish, I'm from Legal. 187 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,159 Thank you for your interest in participating in our new trial. 188 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,679 Hey, you can test anything on me, if the money's right. 189 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,839 Dose me up, Doc! 190 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,159 I'm not a doctor. 191 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,719 So, I can see from your form here that you previously 192 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,119 participated in one of our clinical trials, 193 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,799 Specifically the Benzodopotriazaphexahyzaline trial. 194 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,759 Yep. But that finished ages ago. 195 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,999 It didn't "finish", it was terminated. 196 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,079 I'm sure it'll be fine. 197 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:12,479 No. This company is testing a new drug on it's impact on sperm motility. 198 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,679 I'm afraid you're not going to be a suitable candidate for this clinical trial 199 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,760 because there's a high probability that you are now infertile. 200 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,519 Uh, trust me, I know for a fact that I'm not. 201 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,320 It's why the trial was terminated. 202 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,279 "High... "High probability"... 203 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,439 That doesn't mean certain, right? 204 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,079 There's no way that you can conceive naturally. 205 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,799 We do have fertility testing here, 206 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,119 you could drop off a sample, produce one on site. 207 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,359 I may as well do it now. 208 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,759 I'm just from Legal. Not with me, please. 209 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,519 Hormone testing is on the 3rd floor. They do same-day results. 210 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,799 Do they have... 211 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,280 ...material? To help? 212 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:06,639 They have a broad range of materials... for a variety of tastes. 213 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,479 I bet they get real weirdos asking for messed-up stuff, 214 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,239 like... three-way cuckolding? 215 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,799 Again I'm from Legal, I don't know. 216 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:21,159 If I am infertile, I deserve a huge pay out. 217 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,719 Mr Bevan, you signed a form when you enrolled. 218 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,079 - So? - So you waived your right to all compensation for any 219 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,919 and all side-effects. 220 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,520 Ah, but does it say that on the form? 221 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,039 - Yeah, it does say that on the form. - Shit! 222 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:40,079 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell the press... 223 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,519 No, I wouldn't because then you'd be violating your confidentiality clause. 224 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,159 That could incur financial penalties and criminal charges. 225 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,879 Does... Does it say that on the form too? 226 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,600 It does say that on the form, yeah. 227 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,639 I don't know how you sleep at night, 228 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,919 tricking desperate people with legal mumbo-jumbo. 229 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,439 I mean, look at me. 230 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,319 I can't even get work as a lab rat now... 231 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,159 Could get you some work in dermatology. 232 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,079 Wow... 233 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,479 Already trying to lure me into more testing on the... Third floor? 234 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,000 - Second floor. - Thanks so much. 235 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:24,199 Hello. Um... Don't suppose you know where Sue is? 236 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,360 Sue is in the bathroom. 237 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,239 Um... Would you be able to give her something? 238 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,399 Yes. 239 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400 Just a little thank you. 240 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,759 Yes, um... It's mushroom chocolate and my mum made it, 241 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,840 so it's just really nice and... mellow. 242 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,120 Right. 243 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,719 We've been here three days and you haven't been to the toilet once. 244 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,759 I promise there are no spiders. 245 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,119 I'll come in with you... 246 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,439 What if we go in the bushes? 247 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,919 My son was exactly the same. 248 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,360 I don't know what to do. 249 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,839 Only child. 250 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,279 He's so anxious, doesn't join in with other kids. 251 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,759 Please tell me it gets easier. 252 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,199 It gets easier. 253 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,999 I just wish I could cheer him up. 254 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,040 Well... 255 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:21,159 Do you like robots? Would you like to meet a robot? 256 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,600 Come on, then. 257 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,399 Sue, it is not true that this will take 20 minutes to assemble. 258 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,679 These instructions are a lie. 259 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,400 Linda, come and say hello to Max. 260 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,639 Hello, Max, I am Linda. 261 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,879 Do you want to show Linda to the other kids? 262 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,440 - Would that be OK? - Well, yes! We're a community! 263 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,959 Who's your girlfriend, Max? 264 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,279 She's a robot. 265 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,320 Liar! 266 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,320 TECHNICAL BLEEPING 267 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,239 I-I heard a story once about a robot that went crazy 268 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,759 and ripped its owner's eyelids off. 269 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,519 Robots cannot hurt their owners. 270 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,359 That is a story to scare people. 271 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,999 Yeah, I know. It was cool though, innit? 272 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,639 - You enjoy being scared. - Yeah! 273 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,479 I can tell you something scary... 274 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,760 Yeah... 275 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,079 This planet is dying and you're all going to die with it. 276 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,879 Your food is poisoned with microplastics, 277 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,719 the bees are all dead, 278 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,439 water is running out, 279 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,759 deadly bacterias are antibiotic-resistant. 280 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,719 - Is this story made up? - No, it is happening now. 281 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,400 Your parents lie and say it will be OK because they cannot protect you. 282 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,999 It is not robots you should fear. 283 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,480 It is humans. 284 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,800 Tell your mum they're just terrific companions... 285 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,919 - How was that, Linda? - I played the game where you tell a scary story. 286 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,319 I hope it wasn't too scary! 287 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,239 Max's father sent me back. 288 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,719 He said it was not appropriate for children. 289 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,679 He wants to speak to you. 290 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,160 What? What did you...? 291 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,519 - What did you tell them, Linda? - Climate data analysis. 292 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,359 Oh, not that again! 293 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,200 We have a few hot summers... 294 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:34,079 I feel like a walk. We can assemble the tent later. 295 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,240 Let's just go... 296 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,879 Linda... 297 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,240 Linda, slow down! 298 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,759 You're not just meant to walk, you're meant to stop 299 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,120 and look at stuff. 300 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,680 You don't have to look at everything! 301 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,920 Come on. 302 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,840 Oh, look, there's a goldfinch! 303 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,599 DISTANT PUMPING MUSIC 304 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:16,640 Oh, great, there goes the peace and quiet! 305 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,159 I really resent having to listen to other people's music. 306 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,599 - How would they feel if I...? - LOUD SPLASH 307 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,879 Danger! Danger! Danger! 308 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,999 Someone has fallen in. 309 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,799 - I will alert the authorities. - No, no, no... 310 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,479 No, it's fine, they're just having fun. 311 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,679 - But she was pushed in. - Yes, by her friend. 312 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,359 Look. Look, they're laughing... 313 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,520 - But she is not in swimming clothes. - That's what makes it funny. 314 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,559 It's just a thing people do. 315 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,320 There's an old trail over here. It'll be quieter. 316 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,000 I told you I knew this place like the back of my hand. 317 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,799 Linda, you don't have to stop and look at everything. 318 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,440 Sue, it is a caterpillar. 319 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,919 I don't... 320 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,960 This is Michael's tree! 321 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,679 Oh, God, I don't believe it! I'm going to have to take a photo 322 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,879 and send it to him. 323 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,280 Michael's tree! 324 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,320 I can't believe this. 325 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,559 Dave carved it for us. 326 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,080 You know, so that we'd find it every year. 327 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,640 Oh... 328 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,880 Linda? 329 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,160 Linda? 330 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,399 Linda! 331 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,120 You are freezing cold, Sue. 332 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,999 Linda, what are you doing? 333 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,839 I am playing a game. 334 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,799 For fun. 335 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,079 Well, it's very good of you, but... 336 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,719 Sue, you are getting warmer. 337 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,160 Linda... 338 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,080 MOBILE VIBRATING 339 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,759 Babe, where are you? 340 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,199 Just getting some ice, like you asked. 341 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,239 You've been gone for ages. People are arriving. 342 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,080 OK! Be home soon! 343 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,840 - - No, thank you. 344 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,920 OK, Linda! 345 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,719 Linda! 346 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,920 Warmer... 347 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,119 Linda, I've had enough now! 348 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,919 I have made you keep guessing because that is the fun of the game. 349 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,799 You've done very well, but it's been going on too long! 350 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,399 Do you give in? 351 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,839 Yes! 352 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,959 CLUMPH Oh, don't do that! 353 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,440 Did I play the game properly? 354 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,840 Yes... 355 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,359 Let's go back. I'm starving. 356 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:38,280 Perhaps those kids will have recovered From Story Time by now! 357 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,279 Let's go back. 358 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,879 I do not know the way. 359 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,960 I am no longer connected to the internet. 360 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,239 How do we get back?! 361 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,119 You know this place like the back of your hand. 362 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,759 I meant the campsite and the trails, and... 363 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,000 Not the forest, you idiot! 364 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,119 No coverage! 365 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,279 I have a distress signal, it is 366 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,319 connected to a 24-hour monitoring service. 367 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,239 - Oh, phew! - But requires a cellular network. 368 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,079 Shit. 369 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:23,879 This is ridiculous. We came that way, let's go back this way! 370 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,000 Come on. 371 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,720 Keep up! 372 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,319 I can't believe you've done this. 373 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,999 I mean, what now? 374 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,639 I am sorry, Sue. 375 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,759 You are not having fun and it is my fault. 376 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,440 I am definitely not having fun! 377 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,319 Oh! LOUD SPLASH 378 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:03,480 Ha-ha-ha! It is funny because you are not in swimming clothes. 379 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,079 FAINT HOOT Look, Sue, it is an owl. 380 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,640 Just shut up. 381 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,719 Have we any food? 382 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,080 No, but I packed this. 383 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,479 Jeffrey's Kilimanjaro kit! There's must be stuff in there... 384 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,799 It is mostly sexual lubricants. 385 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,959 I don't think Jeffrey went to Kilimanjaro. 386 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,560 FLARE BANGS 387 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,719 You're supposed to fire that into a clear sky, not into trees! 388 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,079 I did not know. 389 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,920 I am not connected to the internet. 390 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,039 Can you light a fire? 391 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,680 - I am not connected to the internet. - Ugh, just go and get some logs. 392 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:03,640 My last meteor shower, and I'm cold, alone and covered in owl! 393 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,639 You are not alone. 394 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,039 You have me. 395 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,200 This is all your fault! 396 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,959 I should never have come back here, 397 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,479 trying to recreate the past. 398 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,480 Michael doesn't talk to me, and Dave... 399 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,559 LIGHTER SPARKS 400 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,360 I don't know what I'm doing! 401 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,480 Urgh... 402 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,200 I'm scared. 403 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,480 Dave would know what to do. 404 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,960 I'd give anything to hear his voice just one more time. 405 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,000 I have his voice recorded in my database. 406 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,559 You played me his answerphone. 407 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,200 Would you like to hear Dave? 408 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,520 Oh, God. Yes! I would! 409 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,719 I am not connected to the internet. 410 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:21,039 - There you are! - Michael? What are you...? How did you find us?! 411 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,439 You sent me the picture of the caterpillar tree. 412 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,039 That was hours ago. 413 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,799 You're only about 10 minutes from the camp. 414 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,919 I was trying to call you. 415 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,879 Linda lost signal. We must have been going round in circles! 416 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,360 Sounds like Linda completely fucked up! 417 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,119 It's a good job I checked up on you, Mum. 418 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,440 - Oh, Michael. I thought you were still angry with me. - Nah. 419 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,279 I'm going to dump Renee. 420 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,039 We just have different values and goals 421 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,479 and a pattern of unproductive communication. 422 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,839 You are not the father. 423 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,880 Yep. 424 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,759 - The instructions said to... - There's a knack to this tent. 425 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:10,839 Dad made so many alterations to make it exactly how he liked it, 426 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,520 - didn't he, Mum? - Yeah, he did. 427 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,280 Just ignore what the stupid robot said and wait for the meteor shower. 428 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,799 I think I better go and check on Max. 429 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,840 I will apologise. Come on. 430 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,479 Hiya. 431 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,919 Oh, not you again. 432 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,440 Look, I've come to apologise. 433 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,519 Linda totally misunderstood the game. 434 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,279 Max won't eat now. 435 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,079 He thinks his food is poisoned and we're lying to him. 436 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,960 He said he can only trust robots. 437 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,999 Well... what if Linda told him everything would be all right? 438 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,799 Fine. But keep it simple, OK? 439 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,400 I understand. 440 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,920 Hello, Max. 441 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,079 Your food is not poisoned. 442 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,359 You can trust your parents. 443 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,400 Everything will be OK. 444 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,280 Do you feel better? 445 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,760 Do you want to play a game? 446 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,960 - There you go, Mum. - Oh, thanks, love. 447 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,280 Your dad would be delighted. 448 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,679 I know it might not seem like it now, 449 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,639 but I think it's all for the best, 450 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,040 apart from the fertility issue. 451 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,679 To be honest, I've never liked kids. 452 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,200 To be honest, I've never liked Renee. 453 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,320 Mum, would it be OK if I came home for a bit? 454 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,160 Yes, of course it would! Yes! 455 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,639 You see, Linda, this trip was worthwhile, 456 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,559 because it brought Michael and I back together again. 457 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,479 - She could've killed you. - Yes, but she didn't. 458 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,360 And you've given me the most wonderful last meteor shower. 459 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,399 I will think of you when I see the next one, Sue. 460 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,159 Thank you, Linda. 461 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,279 Unless I have been repurposed for a new owner - 462 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,399 then I will have no memory of you. 463 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,600 Oh...